polly cotton

She will be one of the best friends you could ever have. She's beautiful and funny too. She loves making people laugh. She is a fun person to be around and has a lot of friends. She is a tall amazing person, when you get to know her she will become one of The best friends you'll ever know.

I love you so much Polly cotton

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Cotton Cunt

The female equivalent of "Blue Balls".

Occurs when a woman fails to receive sexual gratification on a consistent basis

Jill has cotton cunt and is on the prowl for a man tonight.

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The cotton pony

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.

"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"

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Low Cotton

Person of the lower class. Ill refined. Base. Living a white trash lifestyle.

Look at that Janet. She is seriously livin' in low cotton.

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cotton vampire

Tampon. Made from cotton and sucks blood... like a cotton mouse

It's that time of the month again. I need a cotton vampire.

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Cotton Farmer

1; A derogatory term used to describe a black person; in reference to the historical cotton picking forced upon African slaves.


2; Someone who belongs to a specific genre of persons who pursue sexual relationships, whether momentary or prolonged, with people of Asian ethnicity in a manner that is at least somewhat exclusive.


3; Somebody who likes to remove tampons from a vagina not belonging to them, consenting or otherwise.

Example 1;

Black Guy: "Fuck you cracka!"

White Guy: "Fuck you, cotton farmer!"


Example 2;

Person 1: "That guy's always fuckin' Asian chicks."

Person 2: "Word, he's a fuckin' cotton farmer!"


Example 3;

Fratboy 1: "What's with this guy's wastebin, it's full of used tampons?!"

Fratboy 2: "Oh that sick fucker...you didn't know he was a cotton farmer?"

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cotton airplane

Sanitary Napkin maxi pad kotex

Jenny Was riding the cotton airplane today

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