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A once great NFL team that hasn't been able to produce anything in the last twelve years due to their owner Jerry Jones being highly inconsistent. Buying players and coaches on popularity than skill or potential. Just anything that Jerry Jones can put his name on, the reason the team now just a group of people running around instead of being a TEAM. It's fanbase that mainly consists of those who hopped on the bandwagon during their winning years. Who currently still live back in the mid-90's, back when the team saw it's last playoff and superbowl.
Guy: No playoffs again? Dallas Cowboys suck
Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls
Guy: That was twelve years ago
Fan: We still have five rings
Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired
Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS
Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*
Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM
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a day where everything goes very well and leaves you with a lingering happy feeling
Ian: So how's your day been?
Jess: Pretty great, i had Ihop for breakfast, found a 100 dollar bill on the ground, and Aced the big anatomy test!
Ian: Hm, sounds like a Cowboy Day!
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Like a cowboy in the Wild West, an auditor does what he has to do to survive. He shoots from the hip, and documents his way around problem areas to reduce work load and conflict with clients.
Manager - “How did you manage to reconcile tax payable to within 28 cents when you’re clearly missing specific expenses/tax allowances?”
Audit Clerk “I did what I had to do, I’m an audit cowboy and it’s tough out here in the Wild West”
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The act of KA-RA-TE chopping a guy in the nutsack between the balls while standing causing the nuts to look like the legs and chaps of a cowboy and causing the dick to flop looking like a sad cowboy.
Dude Marilyn gave me a sad cowboy last night and they're still numb.
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Dave Cowboy is synonymous with the 'One Love Sheriff'. Dave Cowboy rides around the free party on a gust of hot air, proclaiming and spreading love and peace to all revellers. Should any negative vibes frequent the venue, then the One Love Sheriff fluffs them up, whether they like it or not, until they glow pink and lovely in the sunrise at dawn.
Get outta the woods RnB, this dance floor ain't big enough for your attitude and my Dave Cowboy one love magic...
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A wannabe cowboy. He wears boots and wranglers, but doesn't know a thing about country life. A city boy who dresses like a cowboy. He likes the cowboy style but doesn't realize it's a lifestyle and the way you were raised and not the way you dress. It's more about falling off the horse and getting right back on it or waking up before dawn to milk the cows than how your jeans fit your ass. He buys his wranglers from Wal-Mart and probably never rode a horse in his life.
Look, he's got a cowboy hat, and wranglers, but I don't see a rodeo belt buckle or dirt on those boots, and he didn't open the door for that lady. He must be a walmart cowboy.
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Basically, another way of saying "Shut up and take it like a man" or "Quit your whining." The term is derived from the popular image of cowboys being tough, unflinching, uncomplaining, and hard-working.
"Cowboy up, man. What would John Wayne say if he heard you complaining over a little hard work?"
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