Black Cow

Ice cream and Coke, made in a drink as you would a root-beer float.

Let's make a black cow tonight after dinner.

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meow cow

A ridiculously fat cat, which people would call a cow. Meow cows are generally seen sleeping, and eating.

Bill: Is that sally struthers over there?
Jack: No, thats just my cat.
Bill: Oh my god, talk about a meow cow!
Jack: Maybe i should give him less meow mix...

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cow-orker

A deliberate misspelling of co-worker, to amuse oneself or others.

One of my cow-orkers gave his two weeks notice after winning the lottery.

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cow stomic

A word which was defined by someone who can't even come close to spelling "stomach" correctly.

Jesus, how did you misspell it that badly?!

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cow stick

a cow stick is a term used for mixing two grams of cocaine with 2 hits of acid and 1 shroom (chocolate). when finished mixing you put it in the microwave and eat it.

"dude i had this rad cow stick the other night"
"really man how did it go"
"i had the best experience of my life. i think i had sex with a chicken"
"that sound fuckin awesome"
"I KNOW COW STICKS RULE!!"

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Holy Cow

1) A cow that has some religious significance
2) An expression of amazement

1) I'm going to pray to the Holy Cow for rain.
2) Holy Cow, I have a large weiner.

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cow boobs

When your boobs "hang". The term derives from the udders of a cow, the all popular farm animal. see Claire Smith.

"Dude check out them cow boobs!"
"...sure id milk her. Im not one to miss the opportunity of some luscious cow boobs..."
"Theyre not just boobs. Theyre cow boobs."

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