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A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.
"That chick is quite the crispy mister."
"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."
The crispiest of them all. gets all the bitches, has sex with your mother. Generally a cool dude, trys to eat tables and kettles
Person 1) Yooo look its DrispY CrispY!
Person 2) I know!, He said he gets all the bitches!!! wonder where my mum was last night
A sock used to collect ejaculate, then hidden under the bed and left to dry out.
A dried-up spaff-sock.
Nicola walked into Smithy's bedroom to collect his dirty washing, and was horrified to discover a crispy sue carefully stashed under his pillow.
for people who don't know how to spell Jesus Christ or people who don't want to offend someone
cringy sin
"oH JeeBuS CRisPieS"
A Crispy Nut is when you are about to cum and a gust/puff of air is discharged fom the penis instead of them man juices. A Crispy Nut only occurs when a man 'Has no more Nuts to give' because he has made his quota.
Tiffany-"I thought my boyfriend was about to shoot a massive load on my face, instead he gave me a Crispy Nut"
Brand new, stylish unique shoes, fresh kicks that look nice
Whoa, where'd you get them crispy kicks from?
Yeah, she saw my kicks, they were crispy as hell
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