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A sunburned penis
Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.
Crispy rice is a crunchy and crispier version of normal rice. You can make it with brown, white and other types of rice. Crispy rice is also rice crispies.
I want to eat some crispy rice!
When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.
Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.
A sock used to collect ejaculate, then hidden under the bed and left to dry out.
A dried-up spaff-sock.
Nicola walked into Smithy's bedroom to collect his dirty washing, and was horrified to discover a crispy sue carefully stashed under his pillow.
for people who don't know how to spell Jesus Christ or people who don't want to offend someone
cringy sin
"oH JeeBuS CRisPieS"
A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.
"That chick is quite the crispy mister."
"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."
The crispiest of them all. gets all the bitches, has sex with your mother. Generally a cool dude, trys to eat tables and kettles
Person 1) Yooo look its DrispY CrispY!
Person 2) I know!, He said he gets all the bitches!!! wonder where my mum was last night