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crooked down

I was so tired of hearing "straight up" as a blanket response to nearly anything I decided to start hitting people back with "crooked down" to throw 'em off maybe make em think a little before moving on.

A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.

She was surprised when I asked, "straight up?", and said, "'crooked down' silly, it was just a joke".

by BadBob816 September 28, 2021


Crooked Joe Biden

The 46th President of the United States. The worst President this country has ever seen.

Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.

by kanas sucks May 16, 2024


crooked money

Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.

Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money

by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016


crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians

A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life

by Bionic_squirty May 9, 2023


Josh crook

A white boy with really sexy tits, legs and ass.

Girl: ooo like at that thick ass, legs and tits
Boy: holy shit he must be a josh crook damn

by Anonymous_user 2019 October 1, 2019


Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio June 1, 2020


crooked mudflap

Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).

Carl gave Lousie a crooked mudflap last night because of his bum ankle.

by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022