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A green long shaped sausage that tastes like veggies but females use it to please their cats.
Emma: Do you have a sausage I need to satisfy my pussy (cat)
Emily: No but I have cucumber instead. *hands cucumber*
Emma: Thanks this will definitely satisfy my pussy and my it wet.
A name (of human origin) for the situation occuring on date 2021-01-24T06-10; approximately 1400, where the individual in question, J. Watson Corder, communicated with X, and was able to reach an agreement satisfactory to both parties.
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The biggest fan of Benedict Cumberbatch.
Cucumber: I'm the biggest fan of Benedict Cumberbatch
A bit of backstory.. In ancient times when dinosaurs flew into space, women got really fuckin' horny and would grow a secret relic known as 'a cuCUMber' back then they over pronounced the CUM part because that was the tailored devices purpose. Back when religion was big, pussies would stay as dry as the sahara desert and tight asf, so the cuCUMbers were small, but since slavery stopped sluts banged blacks and needed FUCKIN huge dildos and thats... how babies are made
Girl A: Fuck he's been out of town for weeks i need something to ease me
Billy mays: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT THE cuCUMber! BUY IT SO YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
Girl A:YAY now i can get out the kitchen!
When you're in a complicated situation where you both in love with each other, and are sexually active, but are more than friends, and less than being in a relationship.
Bob and Mary are in a cucumber relationship.
A lovable fruit yes a ¨fruit¨ that your girlfriend takes when you are in bed. she eats it for dinner every night and eats it with cherries she loves it when you put it in a hole. her ex boyfriend gave it to his buddy at a fortnight in his room that´s why she is with you now.
John:EAT IT
Britney:already on it
john:yes oh not to hard and slurp it
Britney: cough,cough slurp
john:yes have a cherry to
Britney:no you plug that hole back there
john:fine
Britney:uhggg, moannnnnnn
cucumber,dick
Thing you will find at your sister room uncut next to or near a Vaseline
hey sis, found this cucumber in your room, sus