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Digit Diarrhea

Like verbal diarrhea but while typing.

Man, I had digit diarrhea so bad last night. I had runs... the run on sentences that is.

by Chimo_92 January 17, 2018


digital paperweight

Digital Paperweight: A term used to describe a website or online platform that serves no functional purpose other than providing aesthetic appeal or informational content. Similar to a physical paperweight that merely occupies space without serving any practical function, a digital paperweight lacks interactive elements or features that engage users in meaningful actions or transactions. Visitors to a digital paperweight can only passively consume information, view images, or read textual content without the ability to schedule appointments, make purchases, access digital downloads, participate in discussions, or engage in other interactive activities commonly found on functional websites. Its primary function is to visually please the user without offering any actionable or transactional opportunities, making it akin to a decorative yet non-utilitarian object in the digital realm.

Although the website had a visually stunning design and captivating images, it was ultimately a digital paperweight since visitors couldn't do anything beyond reading the provided information. It lacked any interactive features or transactional capabilities, rendering it an aesthetically pleasing but functionally limited online presence.

The website was nothing more than a digital paperweight, offering beautiful visuals but no interactive features or practical functionalities for visitors.

by Imajenn Marketing May 12, 2023


nifty digits

Clever fingers. Is often used to describe a musician. Made famous after being the title of Richard Harvey's 1980 album.

Wow, you should have been at the piano festival! All of those keyboardists had nifty digits, and could play a Chopin waltz better than Chopin himself!

by Seshie February 21, 2017


doody digit

When a finger (aka digit) pokes through the toilet paper and accidentally contributes to the wiping, causing a poopful finger to ensue. Doody on the digit = a doody digit. Otherwise known as a poke through.

Damn, got a doody digit again after attempting to wipe with that shitty, much too thin toilet paper.

by doody digits are real May 11, 2016


digital stranger

A person that you temporarily treat as a close personal friend that which you have met via digital means, i.e. online, IM, mobile, etc, that you affiliate, support, recognize and/or communicate with in some form but yet, you have never physically met "live, or "in person"; face to face.

When I get a heart felt reply, sent to me via text message 2 or 3 months after I sent the original message; I reply to them as a if they are a digital stranger.

by dhued November 2, 2014


digital diet

A diet in which one plays video games, watches television shows, or goes on social media such that they forget to take the time to eat.

"Is he going to come eat dinner?"
"No, he's on the digital diet - he's binge watching another show on Netflix."

by nobody_of_any_importance November 10, 2015


Digital Tantrum

To delete friends, family and others from your social network and instant messenger accounts because you are upset with them.

Episodes of tantrum are temporary and usually end with requests to be added back.

Jane was upset with her friend, so she had a digital tantrum and immediately deleted her from Facebook and Instant Messanger. Later that year she forgot why she was angry and added her back.

by Smart Alex January 13, 2008