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When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.
Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.
A giant douche that owns all the trendy gun things, like defcons, supdef, HK pistols, and lots of one off lower receivers, and drinks only Tim Hortons coffee and drives Subaru’s.
That guy is the literal definition of a Dildo Slapjack, what a douche
A pussy who pulls out of fights after talking so much shit beforehand. Talks the talk but can never walk the walk.
“Dildo (hehe)! Dildo. Go Fuck Yourself. Go Fuck. Your. Self! Fuck YOURSELF! YOU ARE POINTLESS STAIN ON THIS EARTH! FUCK YOURSELF! FUCK. YOURSELF! GET FUCKED! YOU TWAT! YOU DICKHEAD! EVERYONE NOW KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE! BITCH MATE!! YOUR A BITCH! AND YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS OPPORTUNITY EVER AGAIN! NOW GO AND FUCK OFF!” -KSI to Dildo Dannis after pulling out of their fight.
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A gay person but with more emphasis
bruh that kid is such a dildo faggins
Name of a famous hobbit-like creature who penned the booked "there and my backend again" also known as "Lord of the Cock Rings".
Dildo Faggins was very proud of his nephew Froho Faggins
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A girl that sticks a suction-cup dildo to her forehead in order to ram it up another girl's kooch or butthole
Yo' those two girls from the club were crazy freaky! When I got them home one of them went dildo rhino and served it to the other chick!!!
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A 3-headed dragon dildo.
Go get fucked in your anus with a hydra dildo.
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