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Dock the chopper

Cutting your pubic hairs too short.

I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.

by stripeypajamas September 25, 2016


extreme docking

When a guy inserts his penis into the urethra of another guy’s penis

Hey Steve would you like to extreme docking?”

by I'm not a feminist May 14, 2019


soft dock

When two flaccid, uncircumcised penises meet in such a fashion that the foreskins intermingle in to one dually attached mass of penis. This is also referred to chinese penis cuffing.

Shuttle - "Slowing to docking speed"

Space Station - "the skywalk is extended"

Shuttle - "Approaching"

Space Station - "Soft dock achieved"

by bparkzd00d July 22, 2013


docking tube

When you shove someone's nose in your ads and fart, your asshole is the docking ring, their nose is the docking tube.

Man yesterday Joe was pissing me off and I gave him docking tube.

by Yet da big gay64 September 21, 2019


Docking Lights

A game played on the lake when you spot a boat driving with their docking lights on. First made famous on Lake Martin, Alabama.

Point systems differ per household.

Please note: Driving with docking lights on is illegal so docking light spots are rare and attributed to inexperienced boaters and intoxicated individuals. Stay clear of vessels running docking lights as headlights.

Todd and Karen ran their docking lights because they flipped all the switches. Hurry take a pick and get your points.

by Lake Boater May 3, 2021


slobber dock

Sticking the mouthpiece of your water bottle directly over the spigot of the water cooler.

The water cooler is dead to me. Randall just slobber docked his empty Diet Mountain Dew bottle.

by mikemikemikemike2 August 15, 2014


Digital docking

When two men keep poking each other on Facebook, instead of just admitting that they are gay and want to swallow each other’s love juice.

Rick and Andy are into digital docking with each other.

by Conman75 July 20, 2021