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A car made by Dodge (who in actualtiy is really Chrysler), and is considered an "American Muscle Car". It's considered awesome by 14 year old "car enthusiasts," who do not understand all the aspects that make a great car. Admittedly, it does have a good output of horse power, but its handling is so god awful, you will not be able to use the power. In a drag strip, O.K., but on a circuit, your basically fucked. Horsepower is not everything. the next time you see a charger and a high schooler bragging about his oh so awesome (parent bought) muscle car, tell him its actually a shitty Chrysler that is meant for retards who think speed is everything. In an urban race, i would take a mustang, another equally shitty car. Don't get me wrong, I like american. Like corvette or camaro. Not a shitty charger or mustang thoguh. Challenger is o.k. Also, just because its a RWD does not mean its an easy to drift car. Have fun
high-schooler - CHECK OUT MY DODGE CHARGER! hahaha yeah im so fast!!!!!
you - lets race through downtown to edwards.
high shooler - nah lawl, drag race
you - faggot, thats all you can do, press the pedal all the way down and let the automatic transmission do it for you. congratz faggot.
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Stupid looking "concept" bike that will never go into production.
If dodge would stop smoking banana peels they would realise that a bike with a car engine only makes it that much heavier.Besides the stupid thing has four wheels so it aint a real bike
I was goin around the lake on my dodge tomahawk and i got laughed at so bad.They said hey why dont you put a 4 row radial aircraft engine on that thing THEN it would haul ass! AAAAAAA Ha ha ha ha cough cough.
MAN i felt like an idiot.
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A product of Fisher-Price, Enterprise Rental Car, Chrysler, economic turmoil, budgeting and hardcore drugs.
Person 1: "Did anybody but Enterprise buy a Dodge Avenger?"
Person 2: "No, obviously not."
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Bad ass vehicle for manly men with big dicks and 3D televisions.
Did you see that guys package when he got out of the dodge caliber?!
Yeah! That nice 3D TV!
No, I mean his huge dick.
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Queer dodging is when you deliberately change from channel to channel on the tv to avoid having to listen to/see queers and/or faggots such as Adam Lambert or Justin Bieber.
Person1: Why do you keep changing the channel whenever they show justin beiber?
Person2: Just dodging queers.
Person1: Queer Dodging?
Person2: Yup.
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Saying that you know what the other people is talking about to try to fit in even though you don't have a clue about what they are reffering to.
Dude, you have no idea who the Rolling Stones are, you know that you don't listen to them, you pulled such a dodge rodge
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To get absolutely spanked by Camaros, Corvettes or Mustangs. Don’t get me wrong, the Dodge Charger is a great car but it’s a little chunky and their drivers have as much IQ as a Yugo’s hp ratings (close to none).
Yeah this one lady in a Dodge Charger pulled up to me during a red light and decided to race me in her 3.6 pentastar… but I have a cammed 350 sb so I pretty much obliterated her. Then she looked surprised when she did her flyby past me lmao.
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