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The Dragon Kick is performed like a normal 360 Jump Crescent. However after the rotation, instead of kicking with the right leg with a crescent, the left leg shoots out as a front kick. Once the leg is out, you complete 1/2 to one full rotation with the leg in that position.
Usually used on your kids as a last resort at beating them, if they wont listen. Just administer one of these babies, and you'll be gaurunteed to be asking once to clean the dishes from then on.
"Johnny, wash the dishes"
"NO! YOU DONT OWN ME!!!"
*5 across the eyes*
"WHY DID YOU HIT ME, FATHER, FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU EMO EMO EMO"
*dragon kick*
"Where are those damn dishes?
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Sleep. Usually in the form of a power nap.
It's been a rough day. Time for some dragon time.
or
A: How come you missed class today?
B: Too much dragon time.
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When a vomiting person flaps their arms in a dragon-like fashion. They suddenly transform from some twat who can't handle their drink into a majestic dragon, gracefully spewing the contents of their stomach across the land
"I was so impressed that Dave had the presence of mind to do the thunder dragon on Friday, otherwise he would looked stupid!"
when a woman is giving a blow job and suddenly laughs , casuing the semen to burst through her nostrils.
oh man, just as we were getting there, she laughed and ended up giving me an accidental dragon
Dragon deez balls across your face.
Teacher: who’s dragon deez
Student: dragon deez balls across your face.
A noun describing the skin that attaches the scrotum to the penis.
While the penis is flacid and scrotum saggy, said skin is often seems very abundant in quantity thus resembling the front neck of a mature/ old dragon.
Often loose, hanging, saggy in nature with multible, vertical layers of skin.
This loose state of the genitalia is often caused by a warm, humid environment. Therefore it is most prone to appear in the heat of the summer or if you dress properly in winter.
"Damn, I got my dragon's neck stuck in my zipper again!"
"I got some saggy ass dragon's neck going on right now, I tell ya."
"Woww, that dude's got enough dragon's neck to use it as a boat sail!!"
When someone who kicked his/her World of Warcraft addiction goes back to it.
So Jeff? I heard you were back on the dragon?