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The condition at which the effects of alcohol on the brain are exaggerated due to consumption at any altitude higher than 1,000 ft. (ie. skyrise bars, airplanes, mountaintops, etc.)
Jason: Whoa, what happened to you guys?!
Ashley: We went to the Sky Lounge so Darren could have a great view of the city. However, after one martini he got sky-drunk and I had to bring him home.
When you call the person you like drunk to tell them.
Sometimes it will work out for you and the person will like you back. Othertimes it will be the most embarrassing phone call you ever made. Drunk confession can lead to new relationships, or a huge heart ache and constant taunting from your friends.
*ring ring ring*
Boy: Hello?
Girl: *insert boy name*!
Boy: *insert girl name*?
Girl: I love you
Boy:.....
Girl: I Love you soo much!!
Girl 2: WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT PHONE DOWN!
*Hangs up girls phone*
Girl 2: Do you know what you did last night?
Girl: No?
Girl 2: You did a Drunk confession of you love for *insert Boy's name here*
When you're so drunk that people can't tell if you're drunk or Dutch.
Andy was Dutch drunk on Saturday night, I couldn't understand a word he said!
actually spelled as 1 word (drunkslut), a girl that is usually attractive and preppy and really stuck up during the week. but once friday night comes, she's totally drunk and will have sex w/ anybody before passing out and puking/pissing on herself
the drunkslut (drunk slut) ignored me all week but on friday she fucked me since she had done 5 shots
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The man or woman most known in your particular municipality for drinking. Normally homeless, normally seen drunk (even in the daytime).
The hobo with a bottle in his hand in your public square right now!
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adj. Pirate drunk is the condition whereas you are so drunk, that you see double. To compensate, you cover one eye (like a pirate's eye patch). Typically, you are so drunk that you do not have a problem talking to someone seated next to you with one hand over your eye.
Lisa, "Tom called me from the bar last night, and I couldn't understand a word he said. He was totally pirate drunk."
MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."
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A fat chick at the party who's had way too much to drink and takes out her frustration by berating or groping others. Usually accompanied by equally ignorant girlfriends.
"That drunk boat just tried to force a tequila bottle down Jim's throat!"
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