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Aristotle used to say that a sense of duty and responsibility was like a honourable person's shadow. You cannot outrun it!
As a military officer duty is your shadow!
Kids who play call of duty that claim that they have ''fucked your mom'' or/and they rage and cry when ever you kill them. You can mostly find these kids on Xbox consoles, they ruin your call of duty experience,they can be noobs or good players, and they are the reason why call of duty reputation is going down. And they have bad parents.
call of duty kids
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Pretty much the biggest annoyance in modern day video gaming.
First off, these people like to start shit with people that even mention other gaming series that rival the Call of Duty series, mainly Halo, Battlefield, and Metal of Honor, and these battles set off fanboys of the other series, causing these "wars" between the two series.
Second off, they don't know how to enjoy the game right without arguing. About everything. But the two that are probably argued about most is when they get killed, or blaming lag.
If they get killed, these fanboys scream random curse words and insults, just because they died. In a videogame. Take games waaaaay to seriously and act snobby.
And when the game lags, which, honestly, happens a lot to Call of Duty, they blame it for something that had happened during or previously to it. If they were killed during it, then they will get mad or/and ragequit.
Then, there are many different kinds of these fanboys, not all that I will name, but mainly the popular ones.
Kids- Many kids like playing Call of Duty because thats the "family game" nowadays. And by kid, I mean twelve and under. Trust me, you will get a lot of these. Not all of them are fanboys, just really annoying.
Assholes-13 and up. Have some of the most over used insults and comebacks ever, are just generally dicks.
Try-Hards- These people take the game the most seriously out of every one, and complain the most.
*commenting on a battlefield 3 video*
Me-"Man, this looks really good. I can't wait to play it*
Fanboy Reply-"BATTLEFELD SUX DICK MW3 FTW U FAG"
Me-"Uh, what the fuck? If you don't like BF, then you don't have to comment on it"
Fanboy- "B1TCH I DONT CARE ABOUT UR RESONING, BATTLEFIELD 3 IS TERRIBL JUST LIEK UR MOMS PUSSY"
Me-"Have you played Battlefield 3? OR Modern Warfare 3? Nope, because neither are out yet. All your saying is biased opinions, mother fucker. You Call of Duty Fanboys piss me off"
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This is the real definition because there's no proper ones just salty pubg players and their janky glitchy game. Call of Duty: Mobile is fpf game released in 01/10/2019, it is part of the famous Call of Duty franchise.
person1:hey neighbor I'm new here where do we put our garbage?
person2:just put it next to pubg mobile.
person1:wana play Call of Duty: Mobile later?
person2:sure
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When the new call of duty game comes out you think its sooooooooo sooo soo good... then you are like "OMG, this game is SOOOOO GREAT!" Then after a few months of the release you are like "wtf is this bullshit, this game sucks." Then when the new cod game is announced you jizz of excitement saying its going to be the best fucking game ever. Then the cycle repeats... over and over again.
Call of Duty Cycle
Black Ops comes out: YAY, THIS GAME IS AWESOME!!!!!!!
Two months Later: Damn, this game sucks ass...
MW3 Comes out: Finally, this is way better than black ops
A few months later: Fuck, this game sucks major narb's.
The cycle repeats.
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When you're on the job and you cannot go messing with the hot chicks around you. This is to make sure one's mind is really on the job.
Guy 1: Dude go talk to those hot chicks!
Guy 2: Man... I can't... duty before booty, you know?
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When a cop sleeps with one of the populace he is suppose to be protecting.
From Lie to Me, season 3 episode 3.
An officer getting the number of a girl he pulled over rather than ticketing her then sleeping with her would be considered "off-duty booty."
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