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East Jordan

A town of wonder and beauty. A place filled with the kindess of hearts. Where the dames are the prettiest, and the gentlemen are the wittiest. A place where every day is a holiday, and the nights are always like New Years Eve. Where the days are the nappiest, the dogs the yappiest, and the kids are just the scrappiest.

East Jordan hates Commies, and loves America. If the whole world was like East Jordan than we would live in a world of good morals, and justice.

by porter blanchard August 10, 2010

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North East

Also called "No Teef", Maryland because most of its inhabitants are absent teeth.

North East should be named "No Teef" as it more adequately describes the shithole.

by CecilCountySucks June 15, 2009

33๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


East Village

The place NY suburban kids go to when they want piercings and are under age. It used to be the land of crack dens and downtown rock, but now it's bankers and wannabes.

it's yet another NY neighborhood that was cool and now is Starbucks-ified, if in another way. It's tame.

by bernie the lama February 25, 2005

33๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


east rockaway

a) drug capital of the world

b) home of a dangerous crack fiend name Farell, beware of this man

Sean: want to go to east rockaway and score some drugs?
Matt: Sure, ill keep my eyes peeled for crackfiend farell!

by susan123 November 16, 2007

66๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


east coast

where the originality is, the fine women wit fat asses r(not fat ass women), where the REAL coke bottle shaped girls r instead of FAKE bodies wit fake tans on the west coast, fine men, where the most diversity is (u get the southern country ppl, the hood ppl, the rich ppl, the islanders, the foreigners, etc) the highest and lowest crime rates, highest and lowest educations, good but crazy road rage drivers (lol), where hip hop/and rap started and west coast imitated, REAL gangstas, where the dope game and drugs started (but we so smart we lowered our crime by organized crime instead of west coast who get caught). We brought the drugs and yall took them and made crackheads all over. Definiton of a true gangsta is doin ya sh** and not gettin caught, just b/c u have hi crime rates in places such as oakland dont mean u true gangstas, just mean u dont know how to handle ya sh**. Oh and the ppl over here will fight u one on one, not jump u or get scared to fight when they alone. And contrary to belief the beaches r nice and filled with the finest ppl. The East Coast is the biggest part of the country when the the West coast only has Cali. And the only good part of Cali is the South. The weather is bad in the North and the "gangstas" are scarey when alone. Basically the East Coast has had such an influence in every aspect on the other coast that copies it.

West Coast: we real on the west side...

East Coast: Oh really, than why do u imitate everything from the east coast, such as hip hop/rap or the dope game? Or why do u get surgery for everything?

by jungleeyez369 May 31, 2009

79๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


east side

Much Better than North South Or West.

East Side is the Place to Be.

by Ac August 18, 2004

377๐Ÿ‘ 336๐Ÿ‘Ž


east coast

the best =) East coast is all the states on the right side of the country. They live closer to the Atlantic Ocean than the Pacific

I live on the East Coast because I'm from Florida

by Just Like Campbells...MmMm Good June 21, 2003

127๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž