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Sexiest girl to ever exist. Gets lots of bitches and everyone likes her. Also has a ginormous dick (or really good pussy) and is the biggest sigma female to ever exist
"Do you see her over there? That's Eden, she's the sexiest and hottest girl in the entire city."
Eden. The most perfect best friend you could ever have in your life. You have to have 1 1/3 cup positivity, 5 cups of intelligence, 7 cups of hippie and witch and 4 cups of loyalness and humor. To mix it up a little well add 3 tsps of dirty minded ness, 90 cups of an undying love for all animals and plants. -1000 cups of loving people who kill animals, trump, spiders and annoying smart people with short back haircuts. She loves food and animals and if you happen to get ab Eden make sure you never make her mad a you. Trust me
Random person: as I wish I had an Eden
Random person: oh I think you can attract one with food and weirdness
A deranged orangutan who carries a lot of rabies and is unstable, is kept in a restricted zoo.
When someone is acting deranged, call animal services and say you have a EDEN.
Edens is a kind-hearted guy. Even though he is slow 99.9% of the time & terrible at typing, it’s worth the patience on trying to understand them. They have W pick up lines as well, I MEAN TOP TIER ! If you aren’t in the best mood, I promise you they can make you smile and laugh just by anything they say. They deserve the world and everything the world has to offer them. If you ever meet a guy named: Edens, hold them tight.
what’s your name?
“ my name is Eden with an s “
So Edens?
“Yes.”
the best guy in the world, even though he hangs around the ugliest most dramatic people, he has a one or a couple great friends. He’s great and funny! He will call you short despite him being short tho
ugly irrelevant person : 𝙀𝙙𝙚𝙣 is super cool!
swaggy person : no shit, Eden has always been the best!
A handsome stud muffin. Big giant muscles, but on the short side.
Damn man you look like an Eden
A handsome stud muffin, has big giant muscles. But is on the shorter side. A true lover boy who will marry his first love.
“Damn man you have big muscles and really love your gf you seem like an Eden”