To have a jerk off race with your friend in an elevator to see who will cum first before the door opens
My friend beat me in an elevator express but i was too slow and got my glue on the young children entering the elevator
A finger going up the ass is known as a Mexican elevator
My husband likes to give me a Mexican elevator when he’s feeling frisky
on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search
I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.
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A woman who keeps talking about sucking your dick but never does it.
"You said you were going to suck my dick.Elevator neck"
a condition that causes neck pain from watching the numbers on a long elevator ride.
bro this elevator is so slow, i think i'm starting to get elevator neck
The Bradford college Secret Elevator that only a certain amount of people know about
Lets take the Secret Elevator
Naked man standing up, props a male midget on his shoulders with both of the midget’s legs hanging on one side of standing mans neck. Standing man then has girl straddle him and he holds her up. He penetrates her arse and at the same time she starts to suck off the midget. Once the midget cums in the girls mouth she spits the cum over the mans face and the midget shits down the mans back, at the same time.
Man, I had shit going down one side of me and cum down the other. I was like a human elevator!!
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