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false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.
Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."
Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"
sending a quick email with no information in the body text. Often just Subject or Attachment
Karen is a cold person. The last time she broke up with someone, she barked an email to him.
A salesperson who uses Apollo, Outreach, or Salesloft as their SEP because spammers land in the spam folder which of course seems logical.
An email Spammer sent me an email from one of those cold email tools Apollo, Outreach, or Salesloft because they landed in my spam folder.
When you go and eat a sandwich and realize that it isn't a sandwich but actually is a taco.
Man I really did a Freaking Emails
a state where you no longer feel guilty about not responding to emails
I've attained email nirvana. I haven't looked at my email in ages.
Reviewing and answering fossil emails, senders of which have long lost any hope of getting a response. Usually done when bored to the extent of taking time to clean the inbox.
- Thank you.
- What's up bro? You answered an email from 3 years ago. Are you into email archaeology?
- Yeah, I got inspired by Jordan Peterson to make order in my bedroom, and went on to desktop icons and now the inbox.
- Put your mind in order first.
n. an efficient survey of three or more days worth of past emails in one sitting. This strategy is used to catch up on the important business that those emails may require. May be employed either by the busy or the lazy.
"I need to take a half-hour to do some email reconnaissance."
"What are you talking about?"
"Well, I've not been paying much attention to my email for a while, so I just need to get the lay of the land and find out if there are any land mines waiting for me in the form of uncompleted tasks or neglected personal friends. After that we can go to the game."
"Weird. Why didn't you just say that you were catching up on your email?"