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The Emergency Date Effect, or EDE for short, is defined as the moment when a person in a school or similar institute has no date for a social event, such as Prom or Homecoming, so asks out someone who is of a lower social standing of theirs or who they know already has some form a crush on them as an insurance policy.
Guy 1: “Hey, did you hear Tom managed to get a date with Maria?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, but I heard she had no other options. They’re only going out because of the Emergency Date Effect”
Flapping around with your hands like dumb flippers and tunnel vision when something shocking happens.
I roll up on a this bike crash and I'm trying to dial 911 but my hands went all emergency dolphin and it took four tries
Emergency room workers putting screens for the patients in hopes to make them crazy and dependent on their system but really all the workers themselves are crazy
magicians who put screens on a Nissan driver and boys who thrash
Emergency room workers make clones of people and gaslight people to think they are crazy and the people continue to provide a market to them because they love to be submissive.
When you’ve quit your addiction of nicotine by flushing your juul down the toilet, but still carry an emergency tin of Copenhagen longcut, I’m case of emergency ONLY!
Them “ bro you wanna hit this vape”
You “nah I quit”
Them “HOW?!?!”
You “emergency tin.”
A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.
I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.
A guidebook for first responders during the initial phase of a dangerous goods/ hazardous materials transportation incident.
Person1: Oh no that truck full of explosives is on fire
Person2: quickly grab your 2008 copy of emergency response guidebook