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A True Geologists term for bum sex
That was great back engineering JP!
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The politically correct version of "nigger rigged". To do a poor job fixing an item, usually with sub-par materials.
Tyrone's bumper fell of his car so he afro-engineered it by super gluing it back on.
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Somebody who wrongfully uses the title "sound engineer" for their job when they really belong to a group called "sound technicians".
Their job is to facilitate the production of sound during recordings and events using technology that an actual engineer has designed.
"So what do you do you for a living?"
"I'm a sound engineer"
"Ah so you must be quite good with electronics then"
"No, I just sit in a recording studio and press buttons"
"Ah right, I think you mean you are a sound technician"
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A mixed drink made from Squirt soda, Gin, and a little grenadine.
"Squirt Engine is a great drink."
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One who designs without consequences or comment. Including but not limited to election or selection of network monkeys.
Engineering without the title or pay makes you a Closet Engineering fool.
The kind of bullshit excuse levied by lazy developers at Jagex LTD when they require *Engine Work* to implement a new feature.
Examples
jagex: "'oi guise we're ganna ship group iron man this year!@"
also jagex: "nah mate, can't do nuffin about that, that's engine work!"
redditor: hey jagex its been 1 year what happened to group ironman?
mod ash: engine work
redditor: well, when is it coming?
mod ash: winter 2017
Sidewalk engineer
A pedestrian who stops and observes any large construction project out of curiosity, or entertainment. In New York City, some large construction projects even have openings or windows in the protective wooden fences to allow people to watch.
Philip always stops at construction sites to learn what is going on due to his curiosity. He's a real sidewalk engineer.