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projector produces an erect image (lol).
A slide projector produces an erect image by reflecting the image on a mirror. At close distances, the image is more distinct because the image loses resolution as distance increases (the distance between two points of an image increases).
A lady who gets aroused by younger men in An outdoor setting her nipples will become firm and this is known as an erect Estelle
Person 1-the sun is shining out today I’m so warm person 2- yeah it’s so warm outside I’m gonna have an erect Estelle
Someone who overcompensated for the size of their truck and tries to redeem themselves
Jeff bought too big of a truck and now has to get an erection injector.
When you really like an idea or a thought, it gives you a cerebral erection.
When Denny told me about his new business idea, it gave me a cerebral erection.
When a guy is talking to a woman and someone slips in and stops the game(her friend or another guy) see also cock blocking
I didn't hook up last night. Her friend ran erection interference
Temporary bout of dyslexia brought on by an erection.
-“What the heck was up that message you sent last night? It didn’t make sense.”
-“Sorry, I had erection dyslexia when I wrote it.”
erection dyslexia
sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like
nerd: Keanu reeves is trash
*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*