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A bizarre sex move wherein one of the partners stretches the other’s asshole, whilst the other receives insects into their anal cavity.
Damn I, gave that bitch the gaping lotus experience last night.
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When a guy fucks a girl so hard he gets injured in the process.
Friend: I heard Brittney came over for the Islanders game yesterday.
Me: Yeah we fucked the entire game, but then my dick broke.
Friend: I hate The Ricky-D Experience.
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when a bunch of native New Yorkers beat up a tourist to show them what its like to live in New York
Ryan got a real New York Experience when some black and dominican kids jumped him for standing in the middle of a sidewalk
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When an autist jump up on top of your counter with his timbs, takes a shit, and loudly exclaims "this is organic"
Last night when Steven got drunk he gave us the "Trader Joe's Experience" when he shit on our counter
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When one goes to the grocery store or shopping mall to buy one specific item and end up subconsciously buying many other items.
Jim - Dude I went to the mall today to buy a jacket, and ended up buying a pair of sneakers, two jeans and an iPod!
Scott - Dude you so had an Out of Pocket Experience!
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A NSE or near soiled experience is when the stages leading up to a case of mud butt happen so rapidly that you barely make it to the bathroom and have a vision and sensation of crapping your pants but then once you make it to the toilet you snap back to reality and realize you made it but just barely.
I thought my favorite pants were as good as gone yesterday at taco bell but turns out it was just an near soiled experience. I do feel bad for whoever has to mop that bathroom floor though.
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An experience junkie is a person that loves to be taken back to a moment in time, a certain special instance in their life by a photo... an image.
To just glance at a photo, and be able to just "be" there.... in that place, wherever... whenever the photo was taken.... have the feelings, the sounds, the smells- all come back to you.... as you revel in the wonder once again :)
I'm such an experience junkie, because I love to be taken back to that great moment from last summer's vacation, by that great photo I took.
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