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The act of getting on facebook and using it.
Im facebooking right now! Don't disturb me!
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When two men stand in front of a woman naked with an erection, and at the same time, slap her in the face with their erect cocks from both directions.
1.) Ohhhh shit son! Me and my boy are gonna facebook that bitch!
2.) That bitch better cut it out, or she's gonna get a facebook!
3.) Bitch, I'll facebook you right now!
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A place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have the problem with.
someone's status on facebook: some people really need to learn to clean up after themselves after they eat
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When your mad at someone and you hit them in the face with a book
Matt was getting on my nerves so I facebooked him
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Facebook, it's a place where you put your face in a book. Letting people masturbate to it.
Vag-i-na puts her face in book, "Facebook", then suddenly, W-a-ng, sees it and then he masturbates to it.
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Something that caused me to use the computer less often ever since my mother discovered it.
Mom: Hey can I check my email on Facebook?
Me: Again??????
Mom: It will only be a minute. I'll hand it right back.
Me: -Sigh- Fine, but I need it back because I need to do some homework on the computer.
-1 Hour Later-
Me: When you getting off?? I need to do my homework!
Mom: I'll be off in a minute.
Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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