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Seafood Facial

when a girl squirts in your face

I went to check the cat for freshness and recieved a seafood facial.

by snatch_master December 25, 2011


the cody facial

when the top person in intercourse ejaculates onto the face of the woman/man.

The cody facial is when the top person in intercourse ejaculates onto the face of the woman/man.

by Hary P. Niss February 24, 2008


Royal Facial

Act of a man shooting cum across the woman's forehead creating the image that she is wearing a crown.

Girl have such great head I gave her a Royal Facial and crowned her queen of sucking dick.

by MrFreeze14 August 4, 2014


Yogurt Facial

The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.

Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!

by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013


Facial Dusting

Shaving at a point in puberty where proper facial fair is yet to develop, only 'bum fluff' however it is still necessary to shave to remove this 'hair'. As it is not a proper shave it can only be refered to as facial dousting as all the fluff and dust like hair on your face is being removed, hence the phrase facial dusting.

I need to do some facial dusting

by flamboyant_filip March 9, 2011


Concrete Facial

The unpleasant action of face meeting concrete, typically in a brawl or fight between people. The aftermath is not quite as rewarding as a regular facial but warms the soul anyways.

If that asshole comes back over here again I'll have to give him a concrete facial.

by Hot n' Ready September 26, 2018


clown facial

Where I guy cums on a girls face and the load runs down her face and she smears it in to make a clown mask out of semen

(Adam) Yo what's a clown facial? (Brittany) look above at the definition dumbass

by A hoe that's good at blowing. August 28, 2015