when a girl squirts in your face
I went to check the cat for freshness and recieved a seafood facial.
when the top person in intercourse ejaculates onto the face of the woman/man.
The cody facial is when the top person in intercourse ejaculates onto the face of the woman/man.
Act of a man shooting cum across the woman's forehead creating the image that she is wearing a crown.
Girl have such great head I gave her a Royal Facial and crowned her queen of sucking dick.
The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.
Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!
Shaving at a point in puberty where proper facial fair is yet to develop, only 'bum fluff' however it is still necessary to shave to remove this 'hair'. As it is not a proper shave it can only be refered to as facial dousting as all the fluff and dust like hair on your face is being removed, hence the phrase facial dusting.
I need to do some facial dusting
The unpleasant action of face meeting concrete, typically in a brawl or fight between people. The aftermath is not quite as rewarding as a regular facial but warms the soul anyways.
If that asshole comes back over here again I'll have to give him a concrete facial.
Where I guy cums on a girls face and the load runs down her face and she smears it in to make a clown mask out of semen
(Adam) Yo what's a clown facial? (Brittany) look above at the definition dumbass