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When blowing two or more brothers at the same time and they all dump a load on your face.
When Drew went to the phi delta delta fraternity house they gave him a Philly Facial.
Shaving at a point in puberty where proper facial fair is yet to develop, only 'bum fluff' however it is still necessary to shave to remove this 'hair'. As it is not a proper shave it can only be refered to as facial dousting as all the fluff and dust like hair on your face is being removed, hence the phrase facial dusting.
I need to do some facial dusting
The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.
Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!
The unpleasant action of face meeting concrete, typically in a brawl or fight between people. The aftermath is not quite as rewarding as a regular facial but warms the soul anyways.
If that asshole comes back over here again I'll have to give him a concrete facial.
When a vegan receives fellatio and then proceeds to ejaculate their cereal-scented semen onto their (usually female) partner’s face.
“Yo, Jimmy never eats animal protein, but he sure gave her a grain facial last night
An event where men of differing races ejaculate onto a white or caucasian woman's face
Let's give that white bitch a taste of our racial facial boys