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We never dated and we never will. That’s all facts, no opinions.
A false statement, asserted as a fact, that has been repeatedly and thoroughly debunked, yet still keeps turning up in debate. It takes its name from the zombie movie trope, whereby no matter how many times you shoot a zombie, it just keeps getting up and coming at you.
“The moon landing was a hoax, didn’t you see the flag waving in the breeze?”
“Mate, that’s totally a zombie fact. There’s no air resistance on the moon, it was the motion of the flag pole being planted in the lunar soil that caused the flag to wave back and forth”
A last argument to show your opponent that you are right.
- Cows cann't flight!
- Yes, they can!
- You can read about it in every book!
- I know what I say!
- Fact me!
1. A fact about Disney or a Disney owned corporation
2. A fact unable to be disputed
The term Disney Fact originated in the Last Week Tonight show about the census
Mickey Mouse does drugs, thats a Disney fact
A statement presented as unquestionably true without any foundation or merit, and no way to be immediately proven or disproven. Nichilo facts are strong, but one must know how to harness the powers correctly.
Someone says “Hey, why did they rename The Cafe?"
The Nechileer says “Because The Cafe's founder was discovered to have been a child rapist.”
Someone says “No he wasn't are you retarded?!”
The Nechileer says “Yes he was, you can ask any teacher.”(knowing you will not ask any teacher)
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The Nechileer says "All the prestigious institutions have decided that the world is at least 100000000 years old."(One would make this point if that individual was trying to argue that the world was indeed that many years old)
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The Nechileer says "They were talking about death on the news last night."
Someone says "What channel?"
The Nechileer says "Fox."
Someone says "I was watching Fox nothing happened."
The Nechileer says "ACTUALLY they were talking about death on Fox, ask ANYONE."
*Someone else is asked who watched Fox last night and confirms that Fox was not addressing death*
Someone says "FAIIIILLLLL"
The Nechileer *punches* Someone in the face.
Nichilo facts can be very powerful, just be sure to convince everyone of your lie.
The NY way of confirming something
Eric: Kevin, did you deadass steal my Timbs again?
Kevin: Facts b
A dean fact is a supposed 'fact' that dean says but he is completely wrong and has minimal factual evidence to back up his claim. It will most likely be his opinion or will be misleading information that he found out and decided to tell everyone.
George: Phoebe is grim
Dean: Nah shes peng
George: Thats a dean fact