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A "Fake Juicer" is someone who:
(a): pretends to be drunk at a party but in reality has consumed very little or no alcohol.
(b): has a very low tolerance and is hammered way before anyone else is.
(c): loses a drinking competition to someone else whom they claimed to be a fake juicer.
To be given the humiliating title of a "fake juicer" you must satisfy one or more of the above criteria. A fake juicer usually exaggerates the amount of alcohol they have drank in order to refrain from drinking more or can't handle their booze and is the first one belligerently drunk at an otherwise calm event.
Calling someone a "fake juicer" is also effective way of pressuring them to drink more and prove to the accuser that they are an authentic juicer. If you call someone a fake juicer and they challenge you to a chug off, the winner is granted permission to call the loser a "fake juicer" for the remainder of the night.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "hey want another beer man?"
Guy 2: "no I've had waaaay too much and I'm really drunk give me a few minutes."
Guy 1: "You're not drunk, this is only your 2nd beer. Stop being a fake juicer."
Guy 2: "You're right, I am a fake juicer, I'll show myself out."
Example 2:
Guy: "Hey check out Alison, it's only 9:30 and she's already wasted off of 4 Bacardi Breezers."
Girl: "Yea tell me about it, she's such a fake juicer."
(Both sigh disappointingly )
Example 3:
Bro 1: "yo bro you want another beer bro?"
Bro 2: "nah bro I'm fucked up I'll pass."
Bro 1: "Bro you've only had like 11 beers and 5 shots"
Bro 2: "yee bro, I might throw up so I'll wait a few minutes"
Bro 1: (to fellow partygoers) "hey everyone look we have a fake juicer over here!"
Hot Girl: "Wow what a pussy!"
Athlete: "Haha what a fuckin' fake juicing virgin!"
High Guy: "Not chill bro."
Bro 2: "Fuck you I'm not a fake juicer, pass me that beer."
Bro 1: (passes beer) "Thats what I like to hear bro."
Bro 2: (chugs beer, throws up) " I'm a fucking savage!"
Example 4:
Bro 1 "Yo bro you're such a fake juicer man!"
Bro 2: "Nah bro, YOU'RE the fake juicer!"
Bro 3: "CHUG OFF!!!!"
(They both chug until bro 1 passes out and has to go to the hospital. Bro 2 is the champion and bro 1 will be known as the fake juicer until he redeems himself)
A fake person is someone who is not genuine and will do whatever it takes to make themself look good. They will take credit for other's work or down play the good of others to illuminate oneself.
Fake people take part in hipocrisy, lies, and will turn on friendship the moment it no longer is a benefit for them. They will change thier personality to fit in to a certain group.
1.They are a bunch of fake people, after all the money I loaned them, not one of them could pay me back when I needed it.
2. Groupies are fake people, the moment they know a man had money all of a sudden they think he's sexy.
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Someone who uses roids and gear but still claims to be natural
Yo, Mike O’Hearn is the biggest fake natty ever!!
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A fake ICONiac is someone who thinks their a fan of any of the ICONic Boyz from ABDC season 6, when they really know nothing about them.
A fake ICONiac is someone who has a picture of Vincent Castronovo and labels it T-$, or a picture of Madison Alamia and labels is Jason Smith.
A fake ICONiac is someone who "supports" the ICONic Boyz because of their good looks.
A fake ICONiac is someone who calls T-$ fat.
A fake ICONiac is someone who doesn't support Vincent or Tony for leaving the group.
A fake ICONiac is someone who says they love the Boyz, but hates on some of the members.
A fake ICONiac is someone who thinks the ICONic Boyz are good dancers "for their age".
A fake ICONiac is someone who only supports one of the Boyz, and not the whole crew.
A fake ICONiac only thinks there's 7 members of the crew.
A fake ICONiac loves the Boyz, but dislikes GEO Hubela.
Jenn: I just found a new quote!
Abe: What is it?
Jenn: "Starve a bully, feed your soul. STAND GRAND!"
Abe: Who made that?
Jenn: Nick Mara from I.aM.mE!
Abe: So...you're a fake ICONiac, huh.
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Picture that appears to be candid, but is actually posed.
Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.
"Her instagram is full of fake candid pics!"
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People who talk behind your back and smile in your face.People who say something and look back.People who start beef just to see you fustrated.People who just use you until you don't have nun else.They would do anything to make their self look good.They act like your best friend but really not.
People trying to be you friend just to use you😤😤 fake people
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Fake outrage, usually generated as a way of trying to create a controversy for the purpose of political smearing. Often used as a weapon of both left and right-wing tards who may or may not use threats to achieve their goals. Usually involves but is not limited to emotional appeals involving issues such as gay rights issues, racism, religion, etc.
These individuals can be easily identified by refusing to engage in logical debate on said issues, because they either are incapable of doing so or they are purposely doing it to 'stir the pot.' Instead, they regurgitate talking points in an attempt to appear educated on a topic when they really aren't.
everybody's hating on Obama again...so much fake outrage
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