Penguin feet

Penguin feet is when you are walking round with the constant fear of being nutmegged (a soccer ball being put through your legs) and you take tiny steps making you walk similar to a penguin.

Huge: "Mark is walking round with penguin feet"

Lee: "yeah, Ryan just nutmegged him, he could nutmeg a mermaid"

Feet depression

Feet depression is something that can be caused through lack of contact with feet or/and lack of feet pics. The symptoms are:
-you start hallucinating feet

-you start hiding your feet fetish
-you start thinking that you hate feet sometimes
-you would do anything for a feet pic no matter what the feet looks like

How to stop having feet depression:
-go outside and touch some feet
-try to put ur feet in ur a hole or in your pu s ay if you have one
-find a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend that always sends you feet pics
-find a feet kitten on discord

Oh no i have feet depressions for lack of contact with feet.

Feet tits

Tits which hang down so low the nipples brush up against the tops of the women’s feet.

I need to unroll my feet tits before I take this nude.

Lacoochee feet

Dirty,tuff feet that rarely wear shoes. Lacoochee you find a lot of these feet.

You have them Lacoochee feet,just like your Dad.

Feet Hug

When two people sitting opposite from each other wrap each others toes around the other persons toes

Awww feet hug!

Awwwziez you wrapped your toes around my toes. That's a feet hug!!

When we're laying in bed it's easy to do a feet hug!

turbo feet

A person who is very persistent to get you to do something; often nags.

Person 1 - "HEY PASS ME THE BONG MAN! WHERES THE LIGHTER? PASS ME THE LIGHTER! DLKGJDLKGJLALKFGJADLK"
Person 2 - "easy there, turbo feet"

Struggle Feet

When someone’s feet are clearly struggling and need to be put out of their misery.

I saw a girl at the mall wearing shoes so small her toes were throwing up gang signs. Talk about struggle feet.

I swear Linda hasn’t cut her toenails since the revolutionary war. She’s got those struggle feet.

Omg Felicia must have forgotten how to use lotion. Those feet are volcano ashy. Girl always has struggle feet.