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Burlington Days Festival

An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.

Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.

by publius2011 December 4, 2022


festive wink

When you wink with a clicking sound

I really liked her so I shot her a festive wink to call her over

by Ohio Washington June 21, 2022


Foot Festival

Where People Go To Eat Feet.

You Wanna Go The The Foot Festival

by Billy Bob Big Bow March 19, 2019


festive season

Festy. Anything that is totally gross, or very unpleasent to view or smell.

Guy 1 "Check out that fatty!"
Guy 2 "That shit is festive season"

by MiddleFingers January 17, 2007


festive green

A plant-derived illegal substance used in a party, such as marijuana.

Hey dude, I got us some festive greens!

by veggieduck September 24, 2006


Lombard Lilac Festival

An annual festival in Lombard, IL celebrating the blooming of lilac flowers, the coming of age of prepubescent children and the coming out of the homosexual community... all celebrated parts of Lombard tradition.

Are you going to Chris's house for the Lombard Lilac Festival? We're going to rage tf out of the parade!

by Lombard King May 15, 2024


Crying festival

Its a tradition in iran wich last ten days each year from first to tenth moharram, (hijry canaldar), its a tradition in shia community in islamic areas. the relegious governemnt of iran for exalmple, helds this tradition every year. It beleive that this tradiotion is one of the main things ensure this political system to live longer, they encourage and force people to go in that festival in the streets and hit themselves and cry outload. Its one of its kind in the wole world. Some People sometimes race eachother in crying.

_Hey bro, why are you wearing black t shirt? You were a colour guy.

+yeah, its moharram, so its a crying festival in the streets, I gotta go in there, theres lotta chicks there came to chack out guys, its the only festiv they can go and stay till midnight.

by @farzad2018 September 19, 2018