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Isn't that a YuGiOh card? Can attack twice in one turn?
Fuck, that Gravity Bind keeps me from pwning his stupid Hayabusa...
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Cockney rhyming slang for an “all nighter” i.e when you do not go to bed because you are either; out drinking, taking illegal substances, or staying awake to complete some work.
I’ve gotta get this work in for tomorrow, I’m gonna have to pull a Kung Foo Fighter.
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1. where you do anal with an asian, while making her hold onto to dicks. pound her that hard she starts shaking the two dicks. and she looks like shes flying a korean fighter jet
2. where you poo into a bitchs mouth and then get her to give you gobbies, then cum in her mouth then scoop the concoction out of her weeping mouth with a spatula and lick it off and then hook up with her. then after hooking up you scream "aaaahhhhh agian!"
me and my two mates tag teams this black chick and i did the angry korean fighter jet
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Defined as one of the hardest jobs the USAF has to offer, with exceptions to Combat Controllers and TAC-P. They work, train, and play harder than any other. Have one of the highest alcohol tolerances, comparable to that of the Irish.
Guy1: Hey, you lazy bum! Get to work!
Guy2: What do you think I am? An Air Force Fire Fighter?
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variation of oral sex with "handlebars" where the woman is grabbed by a single ponytail with both hands and her face fucked, sometimes moving her throughout the room
experienced professionals have been known to shout battlecries, break furniture and the occasional neck, open parachutes upon ejaculation, and be referred to as "der Baron!"
Child 1: "Ha! Your mom wears a wig cuz she has leukemia."
Child 2: "Your mom wears a wig cuz I gave her the double-fisted fighter pilot."
Child 3: "Ha,ha! He rode your mom with no handlebars."
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Gurinder Bains Is A Street Fighter
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A quote from Liz Truss, the shortest-serving prime minister of the United Kingdom, a day before she resigned. Used to claim that you will not give up (but you will actually quit a short while later, as expected).
Alex: I’m gonna finish my English essay. After all, I am a fighter and not a quitter!
Alex, one hour and two drafts later: I am resigning.