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Jehovah's Fitness

When a Jehovah's Witness loses weight from knocking on a lot of doors in their preaching ministry.

"Did you lose weight Brother Fatterson? You are looking very Jehovah's fitness"

by Beth Shan2 August 26, 2013

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fit shaced

Extremely shit faced, so shit faced that you can't even say shit faced.

I'mmmm rreaa...lly fit...shhhhhhaced.

by Ian March 6, 2003

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fit check

Bringing attention to someone's dope and/or wack fit.

Yooo nice shoes bro FIT CHECK!

by immabepimpin October 22, 2017

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Dick fit

When a woman expects to get some but plans change and she has to go without getting some, so she throws a dick fit. Much like a child throwing a tantrum when they dont get what they want.

The couple had plans to spend a romantic night tigether, but due to unforseen circumstances they had to postpone their night, causing the woman to throw a dick fit.

by Sparta1997 December 11, 2017

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Fit Tits

Tits that are not too big, but are in perfect proportion to the fit girl that sports them. Bucking the trend of oversized or fake tits that make a girl look heavy with clothes on.

I met this hot chick at a bar last night.

Did she have big tits?

No, she had fit tits, they were awesome.

by Cub Fan Ass Man October 5, 2010

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Jahova's Fitness

The people in Jahova's Witness who walk around all day and ride their bikes trying to get people into their religion/exercise program.

Person A: Who are those people walking around in suits?
Person B: Oh thats Jahova's Fitness.

by Presto_Manifesto April 21, 2011

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Perfect Fit

When two elements come together that are exactly adapted or suitable to each other. To be the precise size and shape for.

When Jessica put her head down on James shoulder they found that it was a perfect fit.

by Alchemist007 February 12, 2010

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