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In poker, when you hold a strong starting hand and raise a lot of money to see the flop, only to have not matched any cards when seeing the flop making your hand completely useless.
Starting hand of A/K. You raise double the blinds, someone else raises double that, you raise again or go all in because you're pot committed.
The dealer turns over the first three cards (flop) and it's 5/2/J all of suits other than the ones in your hand. Probably giving the other guy a really strong hand against you and effectively costing you all your money.
That, my friends, is getting flop nobbed (a Flop Nob).
Common usage: "Hey man, the tables were rough last night, I was constantly getting Flop Nobbed!"
the worst server to ever exist they keep talking shit about Flop Club moderators like they did nothing to y’all lmfao and they aren’t pick me i recommend you to join Flop Club and not Flop Hub/Floptok
person 1: hey have you joined flop hub before?
person 2: no, i don’t want to hear their lies.
person 1: ate!
when you shit your pants and have no time to go to the bathroom, while walking you drop your pants half way and flop the turd out without breaking stride.
Hung Lu was late to school and shit his pants so he did a quick drop flop to make it to class on time.
When your tonsils are so large they flop onto your tongue when you sneeze. Usually occurs in overweight people.
Did you see that? Big Paul sneezed so hard he almost choked from a tonsil flop.
Involuntary Physical and Mental response to overly stressful situation. Typically occurs when individual is unable to take on any more responsibility, duties or other demands from their job, Boss, co-workers or overly demanding spouse / significant other.
Otherwise known as a nervous breakdown.
In the meeting today, someone asked Cliff how quickly we could incorporate new products into the production schedule. He got a weird look on his face and started doing the "Flop and Twitch".
I guess he finally reached his breaking point.
A variation on soul patch, only denoting one which is off-centre.
In honour of the dart player Daryl "The Dazzler" Fitton, who sported an off-centre soul patch in the semi-final of the 2005 Lakeside World Championship.
My hand slipped when i was trimming it and turned it into a fitton flop, so i just shaved it off and i'm gonna start again.
Cringe, unfunny, boring, controlling little pussyholes with no creative talents. The sooner they delete the pile of shit channel the better.
Don't do that, it is highly off putting and makes you look like a Don't Flop battler