Freeport Football

One of the prestige football teams on Long Island. Known for their athletes, they tend to have a sucessful season every year.

Known for their spread offense, and their hard working football players.

Guy 1: Yo did you see d'brickashaw ferguson in that jets game last night?

Guy 2: yea.. hes a great football player. they all come from freeport. freeport football is a problem.

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football casual

mostly teenagers who wear certain clothes and listen to a certain type of music and follow their team passionately

A football casual is someone who wears nice trainers and jeans and likes bands like oasis

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fantasy football

The only sports whites can play better than blacks.

Fantasy Football, a true American pasttime.

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Bellevue Football

A bunch of DI athletes from around the country that all mysteriously make there way over to this school to beat average white kids in a sport.

Guy: Wow Bellevue Football seems to win state every year.
Guy2: Yeah probably because their starters are recruited from all around the country.
Guy: Oh that still doesn't explain why the mediocre kids from Bellevue talk trash all the time.

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fag football

what we called flag football in gym class. due to the gay little flags used and the lack of hitting involved.

oh, great. we're playing fag football today. this is some lame, gay shit.

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football spray

Spray for athlete's foot and jockitch.

The coach is walking around the locker room, wearing a baseball cap, polo shirt with whistle & chain, bermuda shorts, thigh high white socks, and cleats. Making sure all the boys on the football team are showering.

"Oh my god son! Shoot some football spray on that bald elephant. And check your feet too!"

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Football Twitter

a paedophilic group of twitter users who have no knowledge of football whatsoever. they hid behind player fan accounts and use nonsense vocabulary such as 'scrumptious dub idolo hth'. these nonces spam images of AFTV robbie memes with captions such as 'mashallah that was a massive dub habibi' and 'had to get nude to celebrate this dub bossman'.

football twitter is a scrumptious dub idolo hth.

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