The Church of LULZ

A place where people are doing things for LULZ.

From a "Mormon chat" website:

Jeff: I am rather busy.
Me: busy doing what?
Jeff: Talking to people :)
Jeff: And trying to find an article.
Me: what article?
Me: god is an alien right? the pope said that today
Jeff: He did?
Me: yes
Me: he told everyone that we came from uranus
Jeff: Seriously?
Me: yes
Me: do you behold the power of LULZ?
Jeff: LULZ?
Me: yes
Me: LULZ
Me: there is a new church. the church of LULZ
Me: people are doing things for LULZ

Church cock

Dick so good it makes you believe there's a god.

I came three times last night. He had that church cock. I might start going to mass again

Church Tower

The clock tower is where a male straddles a persons face and swings his testicles like a church bell across the victims face

If a person falls asleep on a couch with their head on the arm rest, a person can drop their pants and swing their balls across their face to wake them up, making it look like the bells ringing in a Church Tower

Church Work

Favors for people who dont return favors when needed.(doing other peoples dirty work)

After watchin my homegirls dogs for the weekend i realized it was nuttin but Church Work.
My homie asked me to help wash his ride.He was on the phone while i did his Church Work.

church on the move

When a large group of people are at the club, or a big party is poppin off and everyone has to leave for any reason.

what's that? Oh shit the cops!! Church on the move!!

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Church Freak

Any person not knowings anything but going to church, attending church events and programs, singing churchy songs, dressing like yuppies, never doing anything wrong (according to the Bible) and don't want anything to do with those not of their same belief. They only go on mission trips that go to other Christian areas and with other churches that have the same belief system.

A church on 9600 E. Mill Plain Blvd., Vancouver, WA 98664...where there's huge number full of church freaks who know nothing else but going to church, attending churchy events and shunning those that don't agree with their ideas.

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Playboy a church

Where one or more people cut photos of naked women out of a playboy magazine and glue them to the door and/or walls ect. of a church. They do this in protest that sex is not a sin or dirty as most churches would have us believe. It is done by people in the porn scene movement,neohippie movement and porn hippie movementand underaged sex movement ect.

Lets go playboy a church.

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