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Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.

Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!

by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022


Church cock

Dick so good it makes you believe there's a god.

I came three times last night. He had that church cock. I might start going to mass again

by Weeb Daddy September 19, 2018


Church Work

Favors for people who dont return favors when needed.(doing other peoples dirty work)

After watchin my homegirls dogs for the weekend i realized it was nuttin but Church Work.
My homie asked me to help wash his ride.He was on the phone while i did his Church Work.

by ICKYZ July 18, 2004


Church Tower

The clock tower is where a male straddles a persons face and swings his testicles like a church bell across the victims face

If a person falls asleep on a couch with their head on the arm rest, a person can drop their pants and swing their balls across their face to wake them up, making it look like the bells ringing in a Church Tower

by Lastson March 1, 2010


church on the move

When a large group of people are at the club, or a big party is poppin off and everyone has to leave for any reason.

what's that? Oh shit the cops!! Church on the move!!

by Karl Burnham December 30, 2008

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Churching for Gold

The act of removing money from the church offering plate when it is passed around.

Out of desperation, Joe went churching for gold to pay his bills.

by Alabama Princess April 27, 2009

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Playboy a church

Where one or more people cut photos of naked women out of a playboy magazine and glue them to the door and/or walls ect. of a church. They do this in protest that sex is not a sin or dirty as most churches would have us believe. It is done by people in the porn scene movement,neohippie movement and porn hippie movementand underaged sex movement ect.

Lets go playboy a church.

by Deep blue 2012 May 25, 2010

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