Grandma exclaimed "I've dropped my rooster douche and I can't pick it up!"
A "Sauced Rooster" is when your shitfaced drunk and get a raging hard-on. Your "Rooster" gets "Sauced" when you loose control of it because of the booz. Can also be used as a noun.
MIKE: have you seen chuck tonight? Grindin on that cow.
MAT: Ya man, he's one sauced rooster. Now hit this shit.
Tommy went down on Francine but before he started, he noticed she had rooster jowls and quickly came up.
A rooster who lives in a person's bottom and eats poo
"I got a poo rooster today"
While having sex in the doggy-style position, the man shoves his thumb unto his partners butthole, while the thumb is inserted, the man extends all other fingers. Thus, resembling a rooster tail.
Jonny gave rachel a rooster tail last night before bed, hope he doesn't still suck his thumb.
Taking a shit in a bucket in the morning while clucking wildly and recieiving head
Yo how hot was that rooster bucket
I tried to teabag my girl, but my rooster tassel poked her in the eye.