freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)

Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.

Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness

This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.

Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.

freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"

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James F. Byrnes Freshman Academy

James F Byrnes Freshman Academy. A nasty ass school filled with roaches crawling, stank ass hoes, bloody tampons on the floor, and nasty dick sucking mfs in the bathroom. You can find your local red necks and wanna be gang bangers here. The School so damn broke, they barley can afford to get the nasty ass school cleaned.

James F. Byrnes Freshman Academy is nasty

Does it look like it says freshman on it

A sentence that cows say when angry at freshman. The sentence doesn’t make sense but they are cows so luckily it wasn’t just “moooooo”. This sentence is used usually by a group of three cows that all look like each other, are super bored with their lives, and smell really dank. ;)

One of the three cows: “mooooooo”

Non-cow person: “what was that”
One of the three cows: “moooo Does it look like it says freshman on it moooo?”
Non-cow person: “does it look like is says for smelly a$$ cows on it?”
One of the three cows: “mooooooo” *hairflip*

a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face

The default picture used by over 84% of users of the popular networking site myspace (See definition #4).

-Man, she looks fine!
-Can't you tell? That's a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face, dude.

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ambitious freshman

A freshman who has a positive outlook on the high school experience and tends to be overexcited about school. You can find them giggling or smiling to themselves in the hallways and usually find them in the first semester, running to their classes afraid of being late or being lost in the hallways looking clueless.

Victoria: I am so excited to join so many clubs at school this year
Mailinh: gross, ambitious freshman
Victoria: OMG, yay

The Dirty Freshman

The act of going an entire semester of your freshman year of college without changing or washing your sheets once.

That dirty smelling kid who lived down the hall from you freshman year, he probably pulled "The Dirty Freshman"

Freshman Wall

When a group of stupid 14 year olds forget how to walk in the middle of the doorway or hallway and block you from proceeding.

"Hey, why did you throw me down the stairs?!"
"Sorry, you were creating a Freshman Wall"