matteo. matteo is a kid in grade 7. he lives in bc canada.
matteo is fuckin stupid
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a phrase used to tell someone to quit being a little bitch
"blah blah blah"
dude fuckin chill
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(Adj.) Used to describe a large quantity of snakes on an airborne vehicle.
I'm tired of these mother fuckin' snakes on this mother fuckin' plain
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To enter your fingers into a vagina or a anus in a sexual way.
If you put your middle finger into my pussy and roll it around we will be finger fuking.
I stuck my fingers in her pussy and started finger fucking her but good!
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A person who's a member of the Red Sock nation for the sole reason of wanting to be in the Red Sock nation. He doesn't know the difference between a fastball and a curveball but will argue to the death that the Red Socks are the best team ever.
Fuckin Mook: Big Papi is the greatest player in the universe!!!
Normal Person: The man can't even play first base. And he gets winded after running 30 feet.
Fuckin Mook: Fuck you. Cowboy up! Bloody Sock!!
Normal Person: Bucky Dent.
Fuckin Mook: Who?
Normal Person (shaking his head): What a fuckin mook.
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Phrase used in an extremely, utterly exasperating moment when no other execration will do. The phrase is best appreciated with one's temper at full steam, red in the face and at least one hand balled up in a fist, banging on something.
Chris was driving along 53rd, minding his own business when some dumbass in a pickup swerved out of the Convenience Store, blatantly cutting him off. When Chris hit the horn, the dumbass flipped him off. When they got to the intersection, Chris was red in the face and, with one hand banging on the steering wheel, he gestured "the bird" back at the dumbass while yelling, "FUCKIN' SUCK IT!"
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