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n.: A person, usually no older than 9, who posts a definition of someones name and/or directed to one person
n.: Someone who replies to a definition of someone's name and/or a definition directed as a retort to another fucktard
n.: A person who causes one to involuntarily say "what in the fuck" to onesself
I wish I could be a 6-year-old fucktard and post a definition for a word after my mommy put in the password for AOL.
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any one person or group; having such complete lack of commonsense they bumble the simplest of tasks.
Take for example, driving in the passing lane, and staying in your blind spot and pacing you so you cannot pass the other fucktard going 20 mph below the posted speed, (aka a slow race) paying for something with a check not filled out before getting to the register, someone who has a ton of crap, yet the one thing they have to have has no price, so they make you wait longer for a price check. A person buying all sorts of crap, spent way over money they have on them so they have to 'void out' all the previous items except for ONE.
A person who has to have the latest gadget yet epically fails at demonstrating it to a group, or operating it at all.
Someone who never seems to have anything nice or relevant to say about the topic at hand. Rude.
A person who cant seem to do the simplest of tasks, no matter how clearly or precise the procedure has been explained or demonstrated; explains away his or her ineptitude with a shrug and a stupid giggle.
Ex: That driver should really put down the eyeliner, the ice cream cone and the cell phone while she is driving the car. She is such a 'fucktard'
Wow 240 dollars for 89 cases of Orange Aid, and you cant afford one 1.49 cent gallon of it?
Referring to a group of people engaging in idiotic behavior:
Oh look at the fucktards in the corner trying to figure out how the cell phone works.
After witnessing such ridiculous, one should always say "I guess that's how things are done on planet Fucktard"
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A person for whom the word retard is too good. This word is reserved for people who do or say things that even the most retarded of retards wouldn't do
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An ingenious contraction of the words fucking and retard. Used often to insult each other while playing online in Halo.
"You shot Church you teamkilling fucktard!" -Tucker- Red vs. Blue Episode 8
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a mentally challenged person that is used for sex (generally by "norms")
"I love to bang my fucktard, he or she doesn't waste time on foreplay. Pants down, coupling commences!"
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Coming too late due to coming too late. A valid explanation for being late for an appointment as a result of having had a sexual encounter, if;
-the individuals being addressed respect the nature of the sexual act
-no relatives were entangled
(-Miley Cirus was attempted deported to North Korea, at least in someone's mind)
Man#1: Why are you 6 hours and 9 minutes late? We were going to the State Prison to throw fortune cookies over the wall!
Man#2: My most thorough apologies, I experienced a moderate case of fucktardation. She had the looks of Megan Fox.
You? Still going dry?
Man#1: FML. You are free of blame.
M#1: Ah, there you are, fucktard.
M#2: Yeah, your sister was too butterfaced to be quicky with.
M#1: Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
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Fuck and retard conjoined. Often referring to people such as handy douches, such as: Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and those guys who use your face jokes too often (and your mom jokes)
Example 1
Guy1: Oh thats funny!
Guy2: Your face is funny!!!!
Guy1: God dammit, Fuck, your such a FUCKTARD!
Example2
Guy1: Do you know how high mount Everest is?
Guy2: Your mom!!
Guy1: Can you be more of a FUCKTARD??!
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