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Fighting sleep to the point where you can't keep your head up, then snapping your head back up to remain awake.
Max was up all night studying, and was doing the funky chicken during class the next day.
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When your man needs to eat more red meat or wheat grass.
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When you take a guy you turn him upside down and lick his whole body.
One day we were feeling horny and i gave him the Funky Monkey.
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Someone so desperate to have sex, they play disco music while looking at Grandma's apple pie porno.
Damnit John, you're such a fuckin' Funky Munky. You sick bastard.
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A sexual act. While having sex in doggie style position, the man pulls his penis from the females vagina and quickly sticks his penis in the females ass, to her surprise the woman clearly in a state of shock turns around and looks at the man like he's crazy, then the man sticks his thumbs in his ears and moves his hands to give the appearance of Moose Antlers while sticking his tongue out at her and making a silly noise. This face is derived from the character on the cartoon "Rocky and Bullwinkle" but the brilliance of it all is turning a childrens cartoon into a lude yet hilarious sexual act.
This also leads to ass virgins being curious about trying anal, which is just fantastic.
My girlfriend was in the laundry room bending over picking up dirty clothes while she had some hot short shorts on with no panties, so I snuck up behind her and poked my finger in her ass, she shreaked and looked at me like WTF! So obviously I had to give her the Funky Bullwinkle so she wouldn't be pissed. Later on, she asked if I wanted to try anal to which I replied, "Yes...........Yes I do, i'll go buy some Astro Glide!!!!"
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An OP little bitch in Mario Kart Wii
Guy 1: Just got my ass beat by a Funky Kong.
Guy 2: Ok but what's new?
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Fun stylish way to dress yourself in fashionable clothing
Ayy yoo Aleckz you lookin FUNKY FRESH today,like how you put that outfit together.
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