Garage couch

A pre-owned couch, usually found next to a free sign on the road. Seconds as a drunken urinal.

Bro.. That chick has been in the bathroom for like an hour now.

I just used the garage couch.

Twelve car garage

Being a fookin loser

Why you got a twelve car garage. Gang

Garage Gang

1. A group of people who prefer content filmed or recorded in a garage environment rather than content filmed in other locations. Often said in a loud voice.

2. A group of people who like garages

Person 1: Hey man, heard of PewDiePie's floor gang?

Person 2: No, I'M A GARAGE GANG

Person 1: what?

garage band

A band that calls themselves hardcore, only plays in a garage and on the street. Their 1 single fan is a fire hydrant.

Talking fire hydrant: HeY
random guy: Wat
Talking fire hydrant: have you heard of insert band name here? They are so great!
1 concert of said band later...
random guy: HeY
random guy's friend: Wat
random guy: insert band name here... went to their concert with a fire hydrant... What a garage band!

Garage Sandwich

When you're having DP in a garage and dirt gets in your cooter

A Garage Sandwich is When you get dirt inside your cooter.
"Did you see Emily last week? Me and Connor gave her a garage sandwich. It scratched up the base of my peen."

Garage mahal

A garage of epic proportions and splendor.

Thats dude's new mega car barn is a Garage mahal.

Garage lettuce

Weed. The cannabis kind.

I had an ice cold bowl of garage lettuce just now.