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A breed of dog developed in Germany by Captain Max Von Stephanitz. The only breed of dog that can do multiple jobs, not just one, which is why they are commonly used by police departments and for search and rescue. Many aspects of the German Shepherds' temperament and conformation are extremely misunderstood even today. They are not overly aggressive, nor do they inflict any more bites per year to other dogs and people than any other large dog breed, and IF they do so it is due to lack of knowledge and skills of people who think they deserve this type of dog as a "pet". Because of it's loyalty and bonding to it's family "pack", it can easily be made aggressive by ignorant people who train it for such and cannot handle its power. The breed needs extra mental and physical exercise. The German Shepherd Dog was developed for work on many levels. The GSD has separate lines, or different types. Working Lines, (such as the DDR), German High lines (German Show) and American Show (the common black and tans seen in such movies as "I AM Legend". Mixing of these lines is not unheard of, but not desired. The German Shepherd Dog does not require an firm hand; it requires a handler who understands it and can positively develop its power and intelligence while correcting with positive reinforcement. Several groups exist today to better the education of this outstanding, intelligent, and exceptionally loyal breed of dog.
German Shepherd Dog Club of America, SV, WDA.
My GSD is 1st cousin to Abby, the dog who played Sam in "I Am Legend". She is of working and show line lineage. We currently do schutzhund, herding, and SAR.
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when a girl is giving you head and you have her stick her thumbs in her ass...hence she will look like a chicken pecking at something
boy 1- yo did you hear what i made my girl do?
boy 2- naw what?
boy 1- i made her do the german chicken.
boy 2- man that shit is to funny
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1.German girls have the reputation of being very easy, but that's not true. They just like to play and if you won't get serious soon boy she's gonna drop you.
German girls have a really cute accent
German girls from the city are often really skinny, cause they have to exercise a lot to get from one place to another, because they just get they're drivers license at 18 and the public transportation is really good.
1. "hey german girls, you wanna fuck me?" "uhm, no thanks!"
"Hey you're cute", "me? oh thank you", "you're lips look really soft", "well.. you wanna try them out?"
2. "What does that rough draft do over there?" "what?" "you know, that guy with that lines on his shirt", "oh you mean the referee", "right"
3. uhm look at heidi klum
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urinating on someones bed,drying it with a blow dryer and having them sleep on it.
I German Clothed mose last night, he thought it smelled of piss
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A sub-genre of hard trance, most producers of which are from Germany characterised by dark and brooding melodies, pulsating basslines, and really messed up vocal samples that you would never want your grandmother to hear. Does not refer to only trance from Germany and as such Dark Trance would be a better name.
Hennes and Cold, Kan Cold, Uberdruck Boys and Ad Nauseum.
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1. When you are really, really horny, and you randomly shove your penis in to a random hole with extreme force. (i.e. light socket, mouth, and so on and so forth)
2. When you are extremely horny and you shove your dick in to the wall and make a big ass hole.
Dude, i was so horny and pissed last night when my girlfriend left, i just German Quickscoped the wall.
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