Desi Ghetto

An impoverished, neglected, or otherwise disadvantaged locality or residential area of a city, with a disproportionately large Indian immigrant population.

These areas are notorious for petty crime and street fights between confused Brown kids (see: Sauga Boy).

Often you'll see adult children still living at home with their parents in desi ghettos or two to three families living in one home - this is because desis are cheap as hell.

Desi Ghettos
1. Brampton, Ontario
2. Surrey, British Columbia
3. Mississauga, Ontario (Meadowvale)
4. Rexdale, Ontario (Albion Road)

5. Edison, New Jersey (Oak Tree Road)

Toronto guy: I'm heading Square One in Mississauga. Wanna tag along?

Markham girl: Eww no. That's a desi ghetto.

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Ghetto Snowcone

A black girl who is sporting a bright, unnatural colored weave or hairdo.

I seen La'Trice Walking down the street today wearing her new green weave. She looked like a ghetto snowcone!

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ghetto key

1.) A tool, usually "T" shaped, used at the meter to cut the water service back on after it has been disconnected, usually due to non payment.
2.) Any tool used to turn a utility back on illegally.
3.) In some regions, any device or object used to gain illegal entry into a structure, building or site.

"My water has been cut off. Do you have a ghetto key I can borrow?

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ghetto trash

an individual or group of individuals that dress like thugs & use slang nobody understands. Tries to pick up EVERY woman, especially women who are out of their league. Never succeeds. Gets mad and throws a hissy fit like a 2 year old when rejected. Complains about everything & is disrespectful. Acts like they have money & then never tips at restaurants. Offensive to all, gets offended at things not meant to be offensive (mostly because of a lack of understanding of English).

Ugh! That damn piece of ghetto trash was trying to hit on me. Do I look like I date that kind of riff-raff?!

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ghetto mocha

Powdered hot cocoa mix added to drip (or sometimes even instant) coffee.

Can be made for free in many company breakrooms.

Forget Starbucks, I'm going to go make a ghetto mocha!

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Ape Ghetto

A term that comes up on auto correct when you attempt to put in the word "Spaghetti" on an Iphone

Hey sweetheat can you make speghetti (ape ghetto) for diinner tonight?

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ghetto ticket

When you don't have a ticket to a concert but still show up to listen or semi watch the show behind the security fence.

I ain't paying $90 for that show, I'll ghetto ticket it instead.

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