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A person with pale-like skin color. Usually covered in freckles, have thick glasses, protruding lower lips, and red hair. Gingers have the special abilities to catch damn near every disease, virus, and bacteria known to man. Gingers lack personality and a sense of humor. They are not real people like you and me, unless of course you are a ginger yourself. A ginger's main fear is over exposure to sunlight, dust, and pretty girls. The arch nemesis of a ginger is a Zombree. Besides all of these great and superior characteristics, gingers are sterile and cannot reproduce other gingers (Thank God). An inhaler is a Ginger's best friend. Without the inhaler, a ginger could perish due to over exposure to non-treated oxygen.
See above for common traits of a Ginger and then decide if that person should be hung.
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Any red-headed being. Studies show conclude that the unnatural color is caused by malnourishment during early childhood.
Person 1: Wow, did you see the new trombone player in band today?
Person 2: Not yet, but I heard his name is Tyler.
Person 1: It is, but more importantly, he's a ginger!
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Someone with flaming red hair, pale white skin, and lots of freckles. If their hair is not flaming, then they arent gingers. Gingers should be avoided, they are annoying little freaks with no souls, and are always complete fags. All other definitions are wrong. The only way some one is a ginger is if the color on the top of their head is FIRETRUCK RED. orange too. but bright red mainly. Auburn hair is not a ginger. Auburn means reddish brown. Gingers. suck. other. guys. penises.
kid 1 "hey, is Madison a ginger??"
kid 2 "nah, he has auburn hair. Lainie and Morgan are gingers though. Lets go kill them"
kid 1 "sounds nice"
kid 2 "you know it you dumbass blonde"
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An anagram for nigger typically used by Caucasians wanting to mask usage of the actual term.
I wish those gingers behind us would stop talking during the movie!
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A ginger is a result of a genetic mistake, commonly formed by two ugly people having sex.
They are easily recognised due to their pale skin and ginger freckles.
It has been said that rubbing two ginger people together at the head creates a flame. (This has been proven)
Most genetic mutations have no effect on the success of the individual, alas this 'gingervitis' mutation has lead to lonerism, freakism and other defects.
There is no known cure though hair dye products are a popular alternative to bearing a gingey barnet.
There is a Welsh folk tale that depicts a red haired heroine that seeks revenge on the Romans for getting jiggy with her daughter. She attacks the Romans, going all ginger and crazy, but they just get jiggy with her instead. No worries, she loves it.
"A bead of sweat trickled from his coppor brow and down his handsome face -
nah, only joking, he was a ginger minger!"
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A person with pale, white skin, freckles, red hair, and a low tolerance level for sunlight is often called a ginger. The condition, known as gingervitis, is passed on from generation to generation through a recessive gene. Made popular by south park, many people will agree that gingers are unattractive, and many gingers will anonymously post things that contradict that.
Guy 1: Are you going to go out with her?
Guy 2: No way!! She's a ginger!
Guy 1: Oh, nevermind, I wouldn't want that pale skin and red hair in my bed either.
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