Glove

A hand position designed similar to the Vulcan greeting gesture where 2 fingers are inserted into the anus, 2 into the vagina, and the thumb is used to stimulate the clitoris.

I glove you!!

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The Love Glove

(1)The state or Michigan.
(2)A contraceptive.

(1)I live in the love glove.


(2)You ain't gettin gettin no action till you put the love glove on.

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A Mud Glove

When a partner takes a warm creamy shit in his/her hand and proceeds to give you a Good Ol Fashioned with that steamy fudge dragon coating their hand like a glove.

-Last night Bertha Jenkins was so frisky she gave me a extra gooey mud glove.
-For real? A Mud Glove? How was it?
-Dude it was warm and creamy just like I like it!!!

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love glove

a sheath of latex worn by a man during sex, a condom

That love glove in the dumpster gave away the fact that it was a cat house.

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red glove

to fist a girl when she's on her period

"have you ever had a red glove?"
"oh, about two months ago when i was on the rag"
"sick"

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hockey glove

A term used to describe the pungent smell of a musty vagina

"Damn...when I pulled her panties off; the stank hit me like an old hockey glove"

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arby's glove

Just about the same thing as a "camel toe"

Check out that sloopy "Arby's Glove."

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