Garden Gnome

A little kid who has no balls and sound like it taking up the ass. and thinks they are the shit at video games.

Little Kid. Garden Gnome.

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gnome sayne

"do you know what I'm saying" slang used by stoners/potheads(the cool people duh) can be answerd by "I don't gnome yer sayne" which doesnt translate back as easy but is basicly "i don't know what your saying"

Cole:i got a quarter bag 'o' chron biddy gnome sayne!
Trevor: i Don't gnome yer sayne don't be pinner

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yulia gnome

a fairly short creature with A.D.D. problems
that also enjoys cleaning, sexual pleasures, and dogs running around without a leash
has short term and long term memory loss due to lack of sleep
if you obtain such a creature you must remember to keep it in a clean space and in a sunny room at all times
or it will lose all common sense and start hopping around

e.g.
I LOVE PIXIES and this yulia gnome that i have accidentally obtained

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roof gnome

Persons, either male or female who hang out on the roof of off-campus student houses, undergraduate societies, or fraternities. Usually members of said house. Usually on some sort of drugs such as shrooms or trying to smoke a Joint on the sly.

Named because they are frequently spotted in packs and usually only the top part of their body is visible from the ground below.

I walked up to ******** after class and I saw three roof gnomes pop their heads out to see who was coming up the walkway.

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foot gnome

Evil little buggers who try to steal your shoes and eat your toes.
They were the reason of the downfall of the Spork Conspiracy by trying to eat their toes.
They mainly feed off n00bs.

n00b: OMIGAWDZ!!1! THAT FOOT GNOME LYK TR1ED 2 EAT MY TO3!!!11!!!111!!eleven!!!

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toilet gnome

Random short bloke who hangs around the ladies toilets at our company. Probably sniffs the seats too.......

Watch out, the toilet gnome is about!

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gnome dome

Getting dome (head) from the little gnomes who run around office buildings giving dome (head) to those who are in need of some dome (head)

Yo, I was about to pass out from boredom at work and and then BAM Gnome Dome!

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