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when a man coats a womans glasses with a facial of hot jizz.
he pulled his cock out of the librarians mouth and busted it in her face, giving her a foggy goggle
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An act of shame committed upon a passed out person, where the perpetrator places his hairy naked scrotum upon the closed eyes of the victim. This must be performed while facing the victim's feet, so that the penis will naturally fall upon their nose in a manner resembling the noseguard of traditional viking helmets.
syn: Roman Warrior
"I know Ben threatened to teabag me if I fell asleep drunk last night, but I had no idea that he would go for the full Norwegian Goggles!"
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To have a Call of Duty feeling in real life.
(WARNING:Do not act on thess feelings or could result in the death of friends, family, or just some innocent bystandard.)
Oh my god, those people across the field don't have names above their heads. Must...KILL...
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(cod4 goggles)
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n./adj. (Scot. pron. "baw goggles") A deviant sexual practice wherein one covers his partner's eyes with his clockweights. Most probably popularised due to the humiliation factor for the blinded partner.
I couldn't believe my luck when my girlfriend's sister asked me to give her a pair of ball goggles for her birthday!
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Goggles a basketball player makes with his hands after making a three pointer. They are made by doing the okay sign (a circle with thumb and index finger with other three fingers outwards) with both hands.
Kobe knocks down the three, and puts up his Three Goggles to the LA crowd.
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When parents are blinded by affection for their newborn child. Even when said child may have been truncheoned by the ugly stick.
Mother: Isn't she beautiful?!
Friend: Wow! Look at the baby on that nose. It seems like you have got a serious case a baby goggles.
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When a man puts his balls on a woman's eyelids for no reason at all
she wanted my balls on her face so i gave her the ocapoocuu goggles
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