Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.
Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.
When a dude’s gooch is so nasty and crusty from lack of hygiene that the sloughing skin and filth looks like panko bread crumbs. Always accompanied by a vile, cheesy odor.
After that week of camping and no shower, I got the panko gooch.
I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.
The act of apply excessive pressure to the area between an asshole and genitalia.
Ex) Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'll be too busy giving my girlfriend a gooch blaster.
To leave abruptly in seek of a fresh start. It can be through moving to a new town or blocking everyone on social media
‘oi, old jeff should pull a gooch and leave town!’
the soup made by shaving the gooch of someone and boiling it down to a broth
Yo my nigga can I have some of your gooch soup it looks electric
When you are squeezing real hard to shit but still struggling, you can reach down and press firmly on the perineum (the space between the anus and balls/vagina) and it pushes out the stubborn shit.
Man, I’m squeezing so hard I’m getting a headache. Better just gooch push it instead.
When a hips are motioned foward and back in a fast motion causing the scrotum to making clapping sounds on the stomach and googh area.
Zeke did the gooch smacker so hard he hurt his nuts.