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When a male has a condom on and his dick is soft.
Girl: "Are you ready babe?"
Boy: "Hold on, I have a rubber goose..again"
The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.
nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"
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When you've really messed up, or jumbled a situation. When you are truly "fucking up".
When your friend locks himself out of his house in the rain for the 12th time this week and calls you for help
"Wow bro, you're really poopin' the goose"
When your friend gets an F on ALL of his finals
"I cannot believe you're poopin' the goose so bad!"
When your mom forgets your favorite flavor of Jell-o at the grocery store
"Mom, you're truly poopin' the goose today"
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During sex, the guy finishes, but pulls the condom off inside the girl, and leaves it in there for the little soldiers to invade.
"Got my bitch trapped, thought she was safe because of the condom, but I gave her the trojan goose".
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A sexual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust.
"Nate went out spruce goosing again last night."
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Military march originating in Prussia where a stiff leg is kicked high and brought down swiftly. It was used to display the health and strength of soldiers. It is most famous for it's use in Nazi Germany during drills or military parades. Most countries today refuse to use it because it is reminiscent of Nazi Germany. However, it is still used in North Korea and other dictoral countries.
From The Last Crusade:
Nazi General: "What does the journal tell you that it doesn't tell me?"
Dr. Jones: "It tells me that Goose-stepping morons like you should try reading books instead of burning them!"
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Timothy Robert Goose is a goose that passed January 8, 2018, due to a skydiving man hitting him. He plummeted to the ground and died since he broke all his bones and bled out. Timothy shall be missed.
#JusticeForGoose
Timothy Robert Goose (aka goose, timothy goose, tim goose, tim.) is a goose that passed January 8, 2018, due to a skydiving man hitting him. He plummeted to the ground and died since he broke all his bones and bled out. Timothy shall be missed.
#JusticeForGoose
"Goose was an abusive father who was an alcoholic!1!1"
"Actually, he was a loving father of three and a husband who was brutally murdered by that ignorant skydiving man."
"Nobody likes Goose."
"nobody likes you."
#JusticeForGoose