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One of a number of awesome groups that stage counterprotests whenever Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church draw near a funeral.
It consists of war veterans on motorbikes. They use their awesome choppers and masses of American Flags to obscure the whining douches behind them, allowing the families of the deceased to mourn without bullshit.
The Patriot Guard Riders are made of epic win. There is no counterarguing this.
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Girls or guys that role around on the ground
why are color guard girl all ways rolling around on the ground
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An individual who can lead a creative team. They can create for themselves, and also put others in positions to succeed.
That guy Ryan is a real creative point guard.
Stupid Dancing with flags, usually using ugly an makeup job.
"Wow. You practiced 15 hours to twirl a flag? Congrats on Color Guard I guess...."
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A term to describe a NEET (Not in Education, Employment or Training).
It is a better term to describe people that stay at home 24/7 without any set goals. It is not to be confused as a licensed security guard.
Jake: I've heard that Dan found a job.
Rob: He's only working as a home security guard.
A dedicated, tough, strong, girl with a big personality and cocky at times. ♥
And is a beast at spinning ALL the things! :)
a color guard girl is...
when they dislocate their knee in the first 15secs of their championship winter guard show, and still perform their ass off like nothing else matters.♥
They spin everything they lay their hands on♥
When she's pissed off and still has a smile on her face and is continuing her life's performance.
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A job that requires absolutely no skill or talent, except for a complete lack of self-respect. Usually the kind of job one seeks after being fired from distributing flyers for a porno theater.
The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.
Bill: Yo, how'd the job hunt go?
Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.
Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.
Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.
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