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A general state of sadness, personal despondency, or dejection felt immediately after witnessing an individual outperform or otherwise display such exceptional skill playing a guitar that it leaves one suddenly melancholic or indifferent towards oneself and one's own level of skill with same instrument. Not to be confused with shredblock.
Carla: "Hey, have you seen James recently?"
Gary: "Nah. I hear he has guitar depression...hasn't left his room, or touched his guitar for weeks. Not since John Petrucci ripped him a new one."
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When someone is so good at guitar they immidiately listen to a song and play it without any written music. Comes from popular anime series naruto in which ninja who possess sharingan can immidiately mimmick their opponents attacks without even seeing them.
guy one: "are you sure you're gonna be able to learn that song?"
guy two: "don't worry dude, I got ma guitar sharingan!"
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The shifting aside of a ladies underwear to allow for easier access to delicate underparts...
A: How was your date with that hottie last night?
B: Not bad, got a bit of gusset guitar action.
A: Well done sir!
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Fingering a chick with your index and middle fingers and then twiddling them back and forth like you are stringing a guitar.
Tim totally gave Becca the guitar hero last night, she was squealin'
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the act of actively strumming the side of one's leg while listening to a rocking tune; may also be combined with "air chording" to gain the full effect of simulation. A more controlled and subtle form of air guitar.
Bennie was totally rockin' some guitar leg while jammin' to Van Halen in his car. He better keep both hands on the wheel.
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AKA UG; The Pit; Russian-servers-are-located-here!; Kensai's Dungeon; Hell; HEEEEEEY!!
A community that will overtake 4Chan one day. Needless to say, UG is a pretty awesome website. It's filled with video lessons, tablature, reviews and Guitar Pro files that will teach you how to be an aspiring guitarist, probably better than douchebags like Lil Wayne UG has also installed widgets for members so if you check them out, they are so rad (wow, I sound like a chav)
UG is also popular for one thing: The Pit, where all 14-year olds, who are regular fappers and have no life at all (I just kid..) The Pit is seriously weird but you'll seem to like every user that you'll see, unless you're a girl. It is filled with every meme possible and ridiculous news. If you're addicted to the Pit, you're called a Pit Monkey - idk wtf that means.
BOY 1: Dude, wtf should we do now?
BOY 2: Idk...
BOY 1: How about fapping?
BOY 2: No, let's visit Ultimate-Guitar.com
BOY 1: You're no f*cking guitarist
BOY 2: =D
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A game series on ps2, xbox, and other marketing scheme video game consoles.
In this game, you have to play great guitar songs, covered by the game company, which completely butchers it.
A game for tambourine playing bitches, nerds, and 8 year olds, to make them feel better about themselves, although they do not know what music is.
Ex 1:
(Nerd goes to a local guitar center)
Nerd: Can I see that guitar right there??
Guitar Center Employee: The bass??
Nerd: No, the guitar.
Guitar Center Employee: I see you love Guitar hero, huh?
Ex 2:
(Nerd goes to a local guitar center)
Nerd: Can I see that guitar right there??
(Guitar Center Employee hands the nerd the guitar)
Nerd: ... Wheres the buttons??
(Guitar Center Employee shoots the Nerd)
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